DAY 3: A BILL SPECIAL

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Come check out our what’s hiding behind door number three today. Don’t be fooled by the title, it’s a *very* special surprise for a certain Southern gent.
Disclaimer: Bills were most definitely harmed in the making of this post…

Day 3: A Bill special

 

We simply can’t resist taunting Bill, and luckily even an Eric in elf form seems intent on helping us out. Legendarily known as ‘Shit Cookies’ in the home of the Queen of All that is Delicious, why not whip up a *very*special batch of these this holiday season in memory of lovable Bill, may he rest in goo.
The inspiration image above is from the fabulous facebook page (can be viewed without an account) PAM AND ERIC’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES. Check it out for more hilarious images!

 

Shit Cookies

 

You’ll need:

48 HERSHEY’S KISSES in Milk Chocolates (or other flavor of choice)

1/2 cup shortening or butter

3/4 cup Creamy Peanut Butter

1/3 cup granulated sugar

1/3 cup packed light brown sugar

1 egg

2 tablespoons milk

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/3 cup additional granulated sugar for rolling (optional)

 

Directions:

Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Remove wrappers from chocolates.

Beat shortening (or butter) and peanut butter in large bowl until well blended. Add 1/3 cup granulated sugar and brown sugar; beat until fluffy. Add egg, milk and vanilla; beat well. Stir together flour, baking soda and salt; gradually beat into peanut butter mixture.

Shape dough into 1-inch balls. Roll in granulated sugar, if desired; place on ungreased cookie sheet.

Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until lightly browned. Immediately press a chocolate into center of each cookie; cookie will crack around edges. Remove from cookie sheet to wire rack. Cool completely. Makes about 48 cookies.

 

 

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*Recipe adapted from: 

https://www.hersheys.com/celebrate/holidays/recipedetail.aspx?id=5191.

No copyright infringement intended.

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10 thoughts on “DAY 3: A BILL SPECIAL

      • msbuffy says:

        No! No! No! Keep the laxatives away from Bill… Far Away! He’s been constipated for at least 185 years! Not only would we not recognize that face without it’s signature expression, but God or whatever Deity only knows, or perhaps doesn’t know, what one could do to a vampire, and I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be around to find out!

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  1. lifeinameadow says:

    This makes me giggle like a twelve year old boy whose teacher said the words, “hard,” and, “do it,” in the same breath. Also, the recipe looks delicious. May try to bake some soon.

    Funny stuff!

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  2. msbuffy says:

    These are my absolute favorite cookies, at Christmas or any time of the year. Great for breakfast with a nice, hot, fresh cup of coffee! I thought I’d never look at them without giggling before because of the Eric the Elf picture, but with this now added to my imagination, I’ll be giggling every time I see them! Lots of giggling going on this Christmas! Thanks, Ladies! 🙂

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