DAY 8: SOCK IT TO ME

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Cock socks! No really cock socks! Don’t believe us? click and see for yourselves…

 

Day 8: SOCK IT TO ME

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A Different kind of Cock Sock

Yes we’re talking stocking stuffers… sorry… or not…

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Though if fanfic lore about gracious plenties is to be believed, that should just about fit… maybe… it’ll be a tight fit. Find it here* for  $20.00.

 

Pam’s not the Only One who Likes to Play with Dolls

 

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While we haven’t quite figured out to do the above for you all, in the interim may we suggest these awesome Paper Dolls instead?

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The best part is that these paper dolls (there are far more SVM/TB characters than above) are absolutely free (though donating to the artist as gratitude is encouraged). They even come with clothes but frankly why you would bother covering them up is beyond us… If you’re feeling really crafty get them printed on magnetic paper, put in a little exacto knife action, and stick ’em on your fridge so you can dress and undress them at your leisure. Also check out the TB/SVM stencils available on the same site.

 

Own it

 

In light of some recent troll action why not wear your interests with pride?

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This custom Kindle Cover is handmade and is available here* for $20,00.

 

Bad Things Please!

Despite the anguish to all our senses that that show was, we could never fault the music. The closing song on the finale was probably it’s only redeeming feature and the opening credits had us thumping our feet along. So why not splash out and get this little necklace and say thank you for the music.

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Find it here* for $3.86.

 

Your name is Pam and you’re Required to be ‘Nice’ by your Maker

Nothing quite says affection like one of those sappy Hallmark cards… problem is if your name is Pam and human emotions are an oddity you might need a different type of card to come across as ‘genuine’. Luckily the good people at Dizzy Cactus have just the thing. $7.99 for a set of three, more version available than the ones shown below, these just happen to be some of our favorites.

 

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Find these here*.

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Find these here*.

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Find these here*.

 

 

Pizza Forensics a.k.a. The Closest thing to a Declaration of Love by Jason Corbett Stackhouse

 

When you don’t quite know how to express to your sister what she means to you. Get Pam to help you order these, she’s putting in a bulk order (see above).

 

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Find these here*.

 

 

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29 thoughts on “DAY 8: SOCK IT TO ME

  1. redjane12 says:

    So many GREAT ideas!!! I totally see myself buying those notebooks with the heartfelt messages… ‘You suck less than most people’ would apply to nearly everyone I still talk to… And to most of my family…

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  2. Babyvamp says:

    This is all kinds of awesome. I want it all! How do you think the kindle cover would fly in the Steve Newlinesque high school i have the misfortune to work in? The paper dolls are genius, though I think my 4yo daughter will probably want to play with them too.

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  3. lifeinameadow says:

    I’ve always wanted an accurate kindle cover and Pam’s snark in gift form! Y’all really know your demographic. Also, I cannot tell which paper doll has Sam’s likeness. Alcide and Eric are obvious to me as the first and third dolls, and Jason appears to be second from the left. But the one on the right, I assume has to be Sam, but, truthfully it just resembles what Skarsy looks like with a tan and scruffy beard, to me anyway! Opinions? Disagreements? Those dolls ARE ridiculously awesome, regardless. I’d get Eric’s magnetised for sure!

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