What do you get eternal creatures who have seen and own it all already?
Day 16: For That Special Vampire in Your Life
Gifting something to a vampire can be a nerve wracking thing but your upbringing insists on gifting them all something nonetheless and unfortunately those homemade cookies aren’t going to cut it. Our advice, be direct. They’ll only respect you for it, and if all else fails remember you have that Viking vampire right by your side…
When All Subtlety Is Lost on a Certain Southern Gent…
Why not get that annoying neighbour something to the point, I mean leaving that synthetic blood to coagulate in cups really is rather icky…
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For the Carpet Muncher in Your Life
From the direction of a certain blonde vampiress’ gaze you’re already well aware where her interests reside and it’s not like she’s been exactly subtle about it either. We’ll be amazed if that impressive vault of hers even knows the color of your eyes. So why not delight her with these plush carpets? Apart they’re abstract enough to ease your
prudish modest tastes but just like with breasts we both know she’ll be demanding the matching set.
When you have More than One Progeny
Of course one of them will have a ridiculously long list with precise details and co-ordinates ready and waiting for you in July but since you made the another one, you know the one who you practically have to threaten into confessing what she would like while she continues to insist she wants for nothing, it’s important to let them both know just how much you care. What better way than to tell the truth but not the whole truth. Rememeber you’re a vampire after all. Also, do remember to leave a subtle hint how much it would harm the other one if they knew the truth of your ‘feelings’ and safe yourself a bloody cat fight or two…
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To Make up for That Time You Insisted on Going to the Beach
Now there are plenty of nice Pams out there who refer to you as their little telepathic friend but there are some out that there whose name really should rhyme with ‘witch’. Take that one to the beach… and in an offer of Southern Sweetness give her this, which you so happened to have ready and waiting in your car. Wrapped. In Christmas paper. And the biggest pink bow you can find. Did we mention it’s from Walmart? 😀
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In the Eventuality of Miracles
We’re told it’s possible and we’re not quite sure what those crossbred fangy babies are that stick fangs into your teat, but to the outside world it’s probably better to go with this, they can’t always rely on their father’s charming smile…
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