DAY 5: The Games we Play

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Curious as to what’s hiding beyond door number five today? Well why not have a peek πŸ˜‰

 

DayΒ 5: The Games We Play

 

Sometimes the interaction between Eric and Sookie is more akin to a cat and mouse game and at other time it’s like they’re a pair of stropping toddlers. So what solution do we seek to soothe this mess? That old Christmas standby of course, toys! Β Not those toys, you perverts! You can report your findings on those toys on your own time somewhere else.

 

For when Pam is left to babysit

 

Of course she comes bearing gifts, any excuse to swipe a bit of plastic as far as our favorite blonde vampiress is concerned. However, we’re not sure how much those vamp/fairy hybrids are going to be enjoying this…**

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Beware of playing with chocolate Santa

 

Chocolate is good for you, right? Chocolate makes all the bad stuff go away. Everyone loves chocolate… maybe some of us like chocolate a little too much? This can’t end well…

 

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When Pam drew Bill for Secret Santa

 

There really only was one appropriate response…

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For a mere $7.99, find it here.

 

And What Pam received from Bill in Return

 

It was as if this children’s book was written for her…

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$9.49, available here.

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Since Bill was feeling generous he also got her this

 

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And We All Know You’ll Be Wanting This One…

 

Just don’t play with it when actual kids are near…

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This has been bannedΒ for obvious reasons but still available on eBay now and then. Don’t all go mad and bid at once πŸ˜‰

 

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*PLEASE NOTE THESE ARE NOT AFFILIATE LINKS, SOME PRICES MAY FLUCTUATE. WE STAND TO MAKE NO FINANCIAL GAINS OR OTHER FORMS OF PROFITΒ FROM THIS. Β WE JUST LIKE TO PRETEND WE STOLE ERIC’S CREDIT CARD AND WENT PAM MAD…

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** Unfortunately for those of you who actually wanted to buy that, this was part of an ad campaign in Brazil to promote the Super Nanny show. Actual versions were placed in shops so for those of you with too much time and money have at it on eBay.

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19 thoughts on “DAY 5: The Games we Play

  1. ladytarara says:

    Imagine reaching into your stocking and pulling out that poodough, though if I were Pam (God, why can’t I be Pam?) I’d don some gloves and just stuff the real deal in there. Yeah I know Pam doesn’t like germs or bad smells but she is waaaay less sensitive than Beehl who can’t stand all those nasty food smells Sookie keeps bringing round him all the time. Poor little Beehl – why does Sookie have to keep eating all the time? And breathing up all his air? Gah! Weak humans!
    And the book – I think if you brush off a little dust from the cover you will find Pam wrote that one and the cover art is merely a ruse for 1950s prudes. Pam wrote it as an instructional manual for all those poor women back then who had no idea what to do with their pussies. Think of the marriages she saved! She was doing a community service!
    I could say more but I’ll stop now or you’ll be sending me an adult version of that straight jacket. Can I get one in pink, maybe with a few sparkles on it? Or maybe a Christmas one with red and green trim… Ooh I know how about a Santa version? Come on, he deserves it after that chocolate!!!

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      • hisviks says:

        Well if you have Pam ambitions (or more suitably perhaps blonde and pink ambitions) 5 AM is the perfect time to comment :D.

        Although on that note I don’t think you can ‘be’ Pam, one simply is…

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      • ladytarara says:

        Well the blonde part is a reality not an ambition; the pink I can do though it looks a little…well… naff.
        You’re right again *sigh* I will never be Pam, but a girl can dream… I’ll just go have my existential identity crisis elsewhere. Preferably not at 5am cos since I’m not Pam I won’t be dead for the day soon after, though that does sound like a nice, lovely holiday. Sadly I have no handy weres to care for my children except for Quinn and I’m not letting him anywhere near them cos next thing you know my 17month old will start calling everyone ‘babe’. Maybe if I just close my eyes and pretend really hard I’ll turn into Pam. Let’s see. *closes eyes; makes concentrating face and holds breath* Nup. Not working.Ugh. I know, I’ll just go find mysef a cluviel d’or. They fix everything. I’ll be Pam in no time!

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  2. jules3677 says:

    Just got back from the pre Xmyth visit to family. Really, really, really, and I do mean really after that 8 hour drive, needed the laugh. Pam’s gift to Bill was the best!!! Thank you. πŸ™‚

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