Introducing the Fangbangers Anonymous Advent Calendar

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Yes, it’s that time of year already where it’s all about giving. To celebrate (and sneakily alleviate a bit of workload from our lovely blog contributors) we’ll be offering you a fun daily surprise here on the Fangbangers Anonymous Blog until Christmas eve. Sorry, there will be no Eric, chocolate or otherwise, hidden behind our round little doors for you to consume (seriously no matter how gracious and plentiful he may be, if we had one do you really think we’d share?) but there will be plenty of other great content, including and not limited to; surprise stories from some of your favorite writers, where and what to shop for all those Christmas fangbanging needs or if you’re a vampire and stumped on what to get that special human in your life (anything but a puppy), recipes and all sorts of other fun SVM/TB related surprises. So be sure to click on our little baubles every day to discover what’s hiding behind them now! In fact why don’t you go do that right now (unless you’re already on the site then it’s just a matter of scrolling down) and discover what’s hidden behind lucky door number one!

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Day 1: Not Pam Approved

 

As is the tradition at this time of year one is forced to wear those awfully cheery holiday sweaters so we figured our favorite cast might as well get their own. Despite Pam knowing ugly sweaters like nobody’s business in the name of team spirit these choices (except one) are obviously not Pam approved…
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For the Wild Ones

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When telling that smelly old shifter or were to their face just doesn’t suffice, get them this lovely sweater, the only thing that would make it better would be a trim of fur here and there… added bonus; since it’s a gift, those all-important Southern manners dictate the recipient must be polite and grin and bear it in fear of a certain telepath’s wrath. You’re welcome.

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There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s, well that credit card. One covered up chest, and a suitor less really is a steal at a mere $48.95*, find it here.

 

For the Viking

 

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We’ll excuse the historically inaccurate horns on the helmet, but look it has swords… Eric loves swords!

 

Find it here for $34.99*

 

For the Gay vampire in your life

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Seriously do we need to explain this one? This gay vampire American might actually wear that thing with pride…

 

Find it here for $29.37

 

For the Modern Day Viking (Pam approved)

 

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If you must adhere to the Christmas sweater dress code on the one day of the year you really hate red may we suggest this subtle nod for the modern day Viking?

 

You’ll need deep Viking pockets for this one, find it here for €107*

 

 

When you’ve met the birthday boy already and found he stank of Patchouli

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He may not have been invited to the party for a good two-thousand years but then again Russell always was a rather messy eater and that donkey never was quite the same…

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Find Russell’s sweater here for $49.95*

 

And Finally, when you really want to piss off Pam

 

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If suffering through the Walmart sweat suit wasn’t embarrassing enough, why not get Pam this, despite her claims that was a long, long time ago, it never hurts to remind one of their roots (see also: Viking sweaters above).

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We’re sure Pam charged a little more, find it here for $29.00*

 

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*Please note these are not affiliate links, we stand to make no financial gains or other forms of profit from this. We just like dressing up Supernatural beings in sweaters…

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23 thoughts on “Introducing the Fangbangers Anonymous Advent Calendar

  1. msbuffy says:

    Happy December everybody! I guess everyone reblogging made all the images go away! The one sweater with the swords that changed colors? Eric would have to have it in red. Eric loves red. 🙂
    Oh! Pam was a madam. We never saw her as a prostitute, only as a madam, so we don’t know that she ever was one… It was a long time ago, after all. Mmm-hmm…

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  2. californiakat1564 says:

    Reblogged this on California Kat and commented:

    Hello all! I have had my head buried in essay grading this week and have been tardy and expressing my love and excitement for this wonderful idea! I hope that you will all join me in enjoying the daily gifts from the brilliant people at the directory site!!!!!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Magpie says:

    You know, the last of my kids flew the nest this year. (Yay!)

    So when I posted off their advent calendars last week (yeah, I’m a big softie) I was a bit sad that there wasn’t going to be the usual ritual every morning of opening the little door and eating the chocolate. And even sadder that I was good and didn’t buy one for myself.

    Then I checked this out. Woohoo! This, you wonderful people, is awesome. Who needs chocolate advent calendars when we’ve got this!

    Love the graphics. Love the Christmas jumpers. Love the whole concept.

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  4. redjane12 says:

    Love the ‘ugly’ sweater challenge combined with some of our favourite in the SVM/TB male species… and that classic non-Skarsgard with the kitty is hilarious… I bet he’s used it for his own christmas cards!

    Liked by 1 person

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